Things I saw on my Commute III

A guy in a white truck, almost foaming at the mouth in the driver's seat. It was like this: He sets himself up as the creator of grid-lock, then I press the bike-button and get the green light. As I ride by the arse end of his truck I give it a light (I swear!) tap with my open palm. Kind of like I was balancing against it as I rode by. He immediately honks his horn. The car in front of him must have been pretty confused because traffic was backed up for about 130 yards in front of him. I look back and see the guy gesturing and spitting all over the interior of his truck cab. So I give him a big wave and smile and ride away.